Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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