We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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