I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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