And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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