How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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