By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Shame is for Republicans.
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