i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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