The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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