I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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