It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
