Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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