he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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