I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
