The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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