It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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