I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You're breaking my sexual little heart
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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