): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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