Kareoke will never be a sober sport
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We need to get me chipped asap
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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