Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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