I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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