i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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