Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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