return my video game
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
only if we run a train.
done.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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