is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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