love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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