in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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