You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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