so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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