dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
