i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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