everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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