Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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