Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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