Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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