oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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