we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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