We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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