what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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