my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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