I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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