I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
