He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
