Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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