Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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