i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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