Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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