If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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