is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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