I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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