College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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